Date: Sat, 14 May 2011 08:14:06

Author: --- "Dick

Subject: Universal Laws - A time for a Little Levity

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Subject: Universal Laws

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands
become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when
dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability -The probability of being
watched is directly proportional to the stupidity

Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong
number, you never get a busy signal and someone

Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic
lanes), the one you were in will always move
faster than the one you are in now (works every
time).

Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed
in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters -The probability of
meeting someone you know increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be
seen with.

Law of the Result - When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won't work, it will.

The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup
something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an
open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a
floor, are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of
the carpet or rug.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As
soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an
appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you
get there you'll feel better. But don't make an
appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Dick

Helping teachers who facilitate, motivating
students who learn.
Dick Heckathorn 14665 Pawnee Trail Middleburg
Hts, OH 44130 440-826-0834
http://web.cvcaroyals.org/~rheckathorn/
Adjunct Physics Teacher - Baldwin Wallace College
Physics is learning how to communicate with ones
environment so that it will talk back.

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